two face isn't just the name of a batman villain, it describes the newest batman movie. the first half gives you some gristle for the good movie mill. then, as soon as bruce wayne becomes batman, the movie tanks. it turns into a typical craptastic summer movie with horrific one-liners and dizzying fight scenes -- and not dizzying in a good way. plus, batman in the batsuit looks fat. chubby superheroes hold no appeal for me.
in related news, katie holmes is quickly dropping out of my top five due to her questionable acting abilities and her fluctuating level of attractiveness.